Ok, so this is total embarassment.. don’t laugh.
So when Hsien happily volunteered us to present an item at the Afternoon tea party on 27th Sept.. i was quite happy to be commentator for the fashion show. Considering that I wouldn’t be the one prancing down the catwalk looking like Ned Kelly or Michael Jackson, I would be able to sit back and snigger at my poor youth who had to..
Unfortunately, the tables have turned and now the jokes on us. we will be dancing to… what other song than our favourite one “NOBODY” by the Wonder Girls.. yes.. the *clap clap point clap* one.
so Aunty Xiao Lan was supposed to tailor make the dresses for us and figure out the “costumes” for the 2 boys. BUT we managed to dig out from her stack of dresses.. 3 dresses that were matching. 2 blue and 1 pink. and decided to just wear those instead.
The only problem is!!!!!! the dresses are POOFY and SHIMMERY!!!!! I positively look like a walking donut when i wear it. I have no idea where to hide my face when doing the cheesy dance in the tacky dress for a whole 3 minutes in front of the ENTIRE church population.
I could consider pracitising my Hokkien songs and persuing a “qi yue ge tai” career. I already have the garb for it!
WHY?? Why on earth would she produce such dresses???
p.s: they were retailing for A$70! and you wonder why no one bought them??
Yes, I want to see photo of the dress …. With you in it!!
Are you going to put on a beehive hairdo too? Do a a-la Amy winehouse or 7-month ge tai????